Heads Up, Ears Down

This blog accurately identifies depictions of violence and cruelty toward animals in films. The purpose is to provide viewers with a reliable guide so that such depictions do not come as unwelcome surprises. Films will be accurately notated, providing a time cue for each incident along with a concise description of the scene and perhaps relevant context surrounding the incident. In order to serve as a useful reference tool, films having no depictions of violence to animals will be included, with an indication that there are no such scenes. This is confirmation that the films have been watched with the stated purpose in mind.


Note that the word depictions figures prominently in the objective. It is a travesty that discussions about cruelty in film usually are derailed by the largely unrelated assertion that no animals really were hurt (true only in some films, dependent upon many factors), and that all this concern is just over a simulation. Not the point, whether true or false. We do not smugly dismiss depictions of five-year-olds being raped because those scenes are only simulations. No, we are appalled that such images are even staged, and we are appropriately horrified that the notion now has been planted into the minds of the weak and cruel.


Depictions of violence or harm to animals are assessed in keeping with our dominant culture, with physical abuse, harmful neglect, and similar mistreatment serving as a base line. This blog does not address extended issues of animal welfare, and as such does not identify scenes of people eating meat or mules pulling plows. The goal is to itemize images that might cause a disturbance in a compassionate household.


These notes provide a heads-up but do not necessarily discourage watching a film because of depicted cruelty. Consuming a piece of art does not make you a supporter of the ideas presented. Your ethical self is created by your public rhetoric and your private actions, not by your willingness to sit through a filmed act of violence.

Torture Garden (Francis)

Torture Garden. Freddie Francis, 1967.
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Edition screened: Included on Mill Creek Blu-ray Psycho Circus Triple Feature, released 2017. English language. Runtime approximately 100 minutes.

Summary: No depictions of violence or harm to animals.

The four short horror stories told in Torture Garden are strung together by a thin unifying narrative, a format we all know and approach with a nervous wince. But Torture Garden is one of the better I’ve seen. The tales are uneven, but taken en masse are far superior to the hammy stupidity of Creepshow-style writing, feeling more like Bava’s Black Sabbath.

The first story “Enoch,” about a gypsy fortune and accompanying curse, is only so-so but features an excellent performance by a fat tortie.

The second story “Terror Over Hollywood,” is excellent, rooted in celebrity treachery and the quest for immortality. The stage set of “Danny’s Bar” is not to be missed: a fabulously-decorated swinging lounge with John Coltrane wallpaper and pretty girls in a life-size snow globe.

The third film “Mr. Steinway” stars a haunted piano. It is rather stupid but short, and there are some good interiors.

The final story “The Man Who Collected Poe” is pretty good, and pits Jack Palance against Peter Cushing as two wealthy collectors who dare to confront the supernatural.