The Shrouds. David Cronenberg, 2024.
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Edition screened: Criterion Blu-ray, released 2024. English language. Runtime approximately 119 minutes.
Summary: No depictions of violence or harm to animals. Two dog actors have nice supporting roles.
This blog accurately identifies depictions of violence and cruelty toward animals in films. The purpose is to provide viewers with a reliable guide so that such depictions do not come as unwelcome surprises. Films will be accurately notated, providing a time cue for each incident along with a concise description of the scene and perhaps relevant context surrounding the incident. In order to serve as a useful reference tool, films having no depictions of violence to animals will be included, with an indication that there are no such scenes. This is confirmation that the films have been watched with the stated purpose in mind.
Note that the word depictions figures prominently in the objective. It is a travesty that discussions about cruelty in film usually are derailed by the largely unrelated assertion that no animals really were hurt (true only in some films, dependent upon many factors), and that all this concern is just over a simulation. Not the point, whether true or false. We do not smugly dismiss depictions of five-year-olds being raped because those scenes are only simulations. No, we are appalled that such images are even staged, and we are appropriately horrified that the notion now has been planted into the minds of the weak and cruel.
Depictions of violence or harm to animals are assessed in keeping with our dominant culture, with physical abuse, harmful neglect, and similar mistreatment serving as a base line. This blog does not address extended issues of animal welfare, and as such does not identify scenes of people eating meat or mules pulling plows. The goal is to itemize images that might cause a disturbance in a compassionate household.
These notes provide a heads-up but do not necessarily discourage watching a film because of depicted cruelty. Consuming a piece of art does not make you a supporter of the ideas presented. Your ethical self is created by your public rhetoric and your private actions, not by your willingness to sit through a filmed act of violence.
The Shrouds. David Cronenberg, 2024.
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Edition screened: Criterion Blu-ray, released 2024. English language. Runtime approximately 119 minutes.
Summary: No depictions of violence or harm to animals. Two dog actors have nice supporting roles.
The Many Saints of Newark. Alan Taylor, 2021.
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Edition screened: Warner Blu-ray, released 2021. English language. Runtime approximately 120 minutes.
Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.
A Canterbury Tale. Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger, 1944.
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Edition screened: Criterion DVD #341, released 2006. English language. Runtime approximately 124 minutes.
Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.
Dodes’ka-den (Dodesukaden). Akira Kurosawa, 1970.
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Edition screened: Criterion DVD #465, released 2009. Japanese language with English subtitles. Runtime approximately 140 minutes.
Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.
Goldstein. Philip Kaufman, 1964.
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Edition screened: Facets DVD, released 2006. English language. Runtime approximately 79 minutes.
Summary: A scene around the middle of the film takes place in a meat processing plant but nothing gory or explicit is shown; mostly images of hotdogs coming off the vacuum stuffer and a chase scene in hallways.
Goldstein is an exceptionally good film and an enjoyable viewing experience, reminding me often of Robert Downey Sr.’s best work.
Several scenes on the Facet release are in color, sometimes seemingly shot on color stock and other times obviously colorized. This does not match cataloguing data about the film which indicates that it was shot entirely in b&w. I’m chalking it up to “Facets: The world’s most frustrating releases of the world’s finest films.”
The Hollywood Strangler Meets the Skid Row Slasher. Ray Dennis Steckler (as Wolfgang Schmidt), 1980.
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Edition screened: Included in Severin Blu-ray box set The Incredibly Strange Films of Ray Dennis Steckler, released 2022. English language. Runtime approximately 71 minutes.
Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.
Mikey & Nicky. Elaine May, 1977.
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Edition screened: Criterion Blu-ray #957, released 2019. English language. Runtime approximately 105 minutes.
Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.
A 1961 Gottlieb Egg Head, can be seen in the bar several times, beginning around the 20 minute mark and following.
Stereo (Tile 3B of a CAEE Educational Mosaic). David Cronenberg, 1969.
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Edition screened: Included with the Criterion Blu-ray Scanners #712, released 2014. English language. Runtime approximately 63 minutes.
Summary: No depictions of violence or harm to animals.
I dug this early Cronenberg film, in which a handful of students on a dreamy International Style campus participate in experiments about extrasensory communication. Pacing and tone of this beautiful black-and-white movie recall La Jetée, while the unapologetically intellectual voice-over sounds like the HAL 9000 reading Tristan Tzara.
Teen Turmoil Triple Feature. Various directors, 1954-1967.
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Edition screened: Something Weird DVD, released 2004. English language. Cumulative runtime of the three features approximately 200 minutes.
Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals in any of the three films.
The Something Weird DVD includes:
Bad Girls Do Cry (1954 Sid Melton)
Girl in Trouble (1963 Brandon Chase)
A Good Time with a Bad Girl (1967 Barry Mahon)
We Await. Charles Pinion, 1996.
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Edition screened: Saturn’s Core Blu-ray, released 2022. English language. Runtime approximately 55 minutes.
Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.
The Saturn’s Core BD also includes Pinion’s Red Spirit Lake (1993).
Bad Girls Do Cry. Sid Melton, 1954.
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Edition screened: Included on Something Weird DVD Teen Turmoil Triple Feature, released 2004. English language. Runtime approximately 59 minutes.
Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.
This film has no entertainment value and is a boring chore to endure except for one interesting incident around the 4-minute mark: Average-looking Misty Ayers clumsily undresses down to her mundane white undergarments, turns to face away from the camera, and we can see the oversized stiff paper price tag bulging through the seat of her underpants along with the string that attaches it. Was the producer’s scream of And wear clean underwear tomorrow! so upsetting that Miss Ayers forgot to remove the tag from these drawers she bought at Woolworth’s on the way home? Or does the AD return everything to Woolworth’s after a low-budget shoot like this? In either case, how did Miss Ayers not feel and how did the director not notice what looks like a cereal box wedged between her buttocks?
The SW disc also includes Girl in Trouble and A Good Time with a Bad Girl.
Él. Luis Buñuel, 1953.
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Edition screened: Criterion Blu-ray #1289, released 2025. Spanish language with English subtitles. Runtime approximately 92 minutes.
Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.
Frightmare (Horror Star). Norman Thaddeus Vane, 1981.
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Edition screened: Vinegar Syndrome Blu-ray #095, released 2015. English language. Runtime approximately 86 minutes.
Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.
A Good Time with a Bad Girl. Barry Mahon, 1967.
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Edition screened: Included on Something Weird DVD Teen Turmoil Triple Feature, released 2004. English language. Runtime approximately 59 minutes.
Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.
The last twenty minutes of this film is a master class in terrible editing but the first forty minutes is surprisingly enjoyable. An up-tight businessman and a down-loose 19-year-old girl hit Las Vegas for the first time, find each other, and share two days of fun. The settings are mostly exterior shots of 1967 Las Vegas, but along with the predictable pans across casino facades we also spend a lot of time on secondary streets filled with drug stores and 5 & 10s for normal Vegas residents. Fun!
The SW disc also includes Girl in Trouble and Bad Girls Do Cry.
Women’s Prison Massacre (Blade Violent/Emanuelle in Prison). Bruno Mattei and Gilbert Roussel, 1983.
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Edition screened: Included in Severin Blu-ray box set The Sensual World of Black Emanuelle, released 2023. English language. Runtime approximately 98 minutes.
Summary: No depictions of violence or harm to animals.
The Celebration (Festen: Dogme 1). Thomas Vinterberg, 1998.
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Edition screened: Criterion Blu-ray #1108, released 2022. Danish language with English subtitles. Runtime approximately 106 minutes.
Summary: No depictions of violence or harm to animals.
The Criterion Blu-ray release also includes a 2002 documentary about Dogme 95, The Purified, along with two early short films by Vinterberg: The Boy Who Walked Backwards (1995, 36 minutes); and Last Round (1993, 34 minutes).
Girl in Trouble. Brandon Chase (as Lee Beale), 1963.
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Edition screened: Included on Something Weird DVD Teen Turmoil Triple Feature, released 2004. English language. Runtime approximately 82 minutes.
Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.
Another of these interchangeably generic and abysmally boring small-town-girl-goes-to-the-big-city films that kids these days insist on calling sexploitation despite the fact that there is no sex nor anything sexy in the film, and the only thing that is exploited is the poor suitcase that the girl flings onto a bed or shoves into the backseat of a car fifteen times.
The SW disc also includes A Good Time with a Bad Girl and Bad Girls Do Cry.