All Night Long / Tapestry of Passion. Alan Colberg, 1976.
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Edition screened: Vinegar Syndrome DVD #045 Peekarama: All Night Long/Tapestry of Passion, released 2014. English language. Cumulative runtime approximately 163 minutes.
Summary: Hot magazine-on-plastic spider action! YYY!
All Night Long (83 minutes) is almost unwatchable. The long opening scene, a tiresome and too-familiar parody of an awards show with dumb jokes and vulgar clowning, is the least horrible part. 0.5/5❤
Tapestry of Passion (80 minutes). Half as horrible, which still is very ungood. From about 1:03:40 through 1:03:50, a black plastic spider is jiggled on a bed via fishing line before being beaten with a rolled magazine, a spectacle too lame to be considered as anything else. 1/5❤