Heads Up, Ears Down

This blog accurately identifies depictions of violence and cruelty toward animals in films. The purpose is to provide viewers with a reliable guide so that such depictions do not come as unwelcome surprises. Films will be accurately notated, providing a time cue for each incident along with a concise description of the scene and perhaps relevant context surrounding the incident. In order to serve as a useful reference tool, films having no depictions of violence to animals will be included, with an indication that there are no such scenes. This is confirmation that the films have been watched with the stated purpose in mind.


Note that the word depictions figures prominently in the objective. It is a travesty that discussions about cruelty in film usually are derailed by the largely unrelated assertion that no animals really were hurt (true only in some films, dependent upon many factors), and that all this concern is just over a simulation. Not the point, whether true or false. We do not smugly dismiss depictions of five-year-olds being raped because those scenes are only simulations. No, we are appalled that such images are even staged, and we are appropriately horrified that the notion now has been planted into the minds of the weak and cruel.


Depictions of violence or harm to animals are assessed in keeping with our dominant culture, with physical abuse, harmful neglect, and similar mistreatment serving as a base line. This blog does not address extended issues of animal welfare, and as such does not identify scenes of people eating meat or mules pulling plows. The goal is to itemize images that might cause a disturbance in a compassionate household.


These notes provide a heads-up but do not necessarily discourage watching a film because of depicted cruelty. Consuming a piece of art does not make you a supporter of the ideas presented. Your ethical self is created by your public rhetoric and your private actions, not by your willingness to sit through a filmed act of violence.

Death Curse of Tartu

Death Curse of Tartu. William Grefé, 1966.

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Edition screened: Included in Arrow Blu-ray box set He Came from the Swamp: The William Grefé Collection, released 2020. English language. Runtime approximately 88 minutes.


Summary: Snake abuse.


Details:

1) A very large constrictor is loosely draped in a small tree, about nine feet above the man below. Then cut to the man, as we see the enormous snake obviously thrown at him at 18:56, the snake hitting the man in an awkward fashion resembling neither a drop nor an attack in any way. The man “wrestles” the obviously tame snake through 19:58, rolling around on it with his full weight, maneuvering its head as though he is fending off a bite, and strangling the snake, pushing his thumbs deep into its throat. The poor snake glides off after being released/vanquished. 


2) An average-sized snake is picked up nonchalantly at 20:06 and dropped into a clear polyethylene bag, the typed used for fish at a pet store. The man then knots the end closed with little air in the bag, like he was taught to do with the fish at the pet store (20:17). He walks around his morbid petting zoo setup talking with someone for a while and just puts the bag down at some point.


3) After adding to Orgy of the Dead’s evidence that average-looking girls dancing around in their underwear is not very appealing, one of these girls decides to go for a swim in what appears to be a lake of Chocolate SlimFast. We see the fin of an approaching shark at 44:00, with subsequent thrashing and foamy froth to suggest that she is being attacked. A man on shore is shown shooting into the lake at 45:45, apparently ending the apparent attack.


4) An alligator lumbers along followed by disjointed shooting, shark attack style, at 1:13:50.


This is a terrible movie, and a spoiler here has about as much effect as it would on a Chevy Citation. Interlaced with the animal abuse and underwear dancing are several scenes of  death-defying archaeological adventure, including spooky cobwebs that might get on your face, large stones that must be walked around, treacherous loose gravel, and a decomposing corpse. Turns out, all this mystery is the Death Curse of a Native American and the animal attacks were him. He finally comes back to life in his true form and is wrestled/strangled to defeat just like the snake.


Cop au vin

Cop au vin (Chicken with Vinegar /Poulet au vinaigre). Claude Chabrol, 1985.

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Edition screened: Included in Cohen Blu-ray set The Inspector Lavardin Collection, released 2014. French language with English subtitles. Runtime approximately 110 minutes.


Summary: No depictions of violence or harm to animals.

The Castaways of Turtle Island

The Castaways of Turtle Island (Les naufragés de l'île de la Tortue). Jacques Rozier, 1976.

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Edition screened: Included in Potemkine DVD box set Jacques Rozier, released 2008. French language with English subtitles. Runtime approximately 140 minutes.


Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. George Roy Hill, 1969.

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Edition: 20th Century Fox 40th Anniversary Special Edition Blu-ray, released 2008. English language. Runtime approximately 110 minutes.


Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.


Blue Jeans

Blue Jeans. Jacques Rozier, 1958.

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Edition screened: Included in Potemkine DVD box set Jacques Rozier, released 2008. French language with English subtitles. Runtime approximately 22 minutes.


Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.


At 19:00, long shot of a pinball machine through a dirty window, followed by a closeup of the 1954 Gottlieb Flag-Ship


The Black Snail

The Black Snail (L'escargot noir: Les dossiers secrets de l'inspecteur Lavardin). Claude Chabrol, 1988.

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Edition screened: Included in Cohen Blu-ray set The Inspector Lavardin Collection, released 2014. French language with English subtitles. Runtime approximately 89 minutes.


Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.


Beyond the Door

Beyond the Door (Chi sei?). Ovidio Assonitis (as O. Hellman) and Robert Barrett, 1974.

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Edition screened: Arrow Blu-ray, released 2020. Original English overdub of the most unbelievable nature, demonstrating just how unbelievable nature can be. Runtime approximately 108 minutes.


Summary: Predictable yet daring fish tank smashing.


Details:

A woman hurls a heavy glass ashtray at a large aquarium which obligingly smashes in slow motion at 23:07. We see one large fish stranded on a sturdy aquarium plant and a few others spilling out from the shattered opening, through 23:37. A brazen directorial flourish omits the traditional close-up of a gasping fish dying on a medium-pile tan acrylic carpet, cutting instead to that ashtray-throwin’ aquarium-smashin’ wife confessing to her husband . . . but then surprises us with a return to that same barely-flapping fish stranded on the plant, 24:42-24:48.


Last night I had a fever dream in which I was forced to pick the most memorable scene from Beyond the Door. I awoke in a sweaty panic and still am trying to decide:


1) A woman pregnant with Satan’s baby is nonetheless tormented and tortured by that ol’ deceiver, as The Bearer of Light is prone to do. While descending municipal stone stairs in downtown San Francisco, she looks down to see that Lucifer has resorted to the old slip on a banana peel gag. She stops, picks up the mostly brown splayed-out peel from the dirty steps, and tooth-scrapes out the little bit of banana at the terminal end. 


2) The children’s room is decorated in appropriate mid-70s movie style, with cute bedding, shelves of dolls and stuffed animals, a wicker rocking chair, and a poster of Henry Kissinger standing shirtless with his back to us and looking over his shoulder, his pants down and a red-white-and-blue bull’s eye centered on his anus.


I kid you not.

Band of Outsiders

Band of Outsiders (Bande à part). Jean-Luc Godard, 1964.

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Edition screened: Criterion Blu-ray #174, released 2013. French language with English subtitles. Runtime approximately 95 minutes.


Summary: Images of a traveling zoo, but no particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.


1962 Gottlieb Sunset in a cafe scene starting about 1:09:00. 


The Criterion BD also includes Varda’s Les fiancés du Mac Donald ou.


Alien Covenant

Alien Covenant. Ridley Scott, 2017.

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Edition screened: 2oth Century Fox Blu-ray, released 2017. English language. Runtime approximately 122 minutes.


Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.


The Complete Films of Agnès Varda

The Complete Films of Agnès Varda. Agnès Varda 1955-2020.

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Edition screened: Criterion Blu-ray box set, released 2020. Mostly French with English subtitles. Runtime of feature films approximately 26 hours.


Summary: Varda is a compassionate filmmaker. See notes for a few titles that contain documents or realistic inclusions of animal death.


The Criterion retrospective includes fifteen Blu-ray discs that present Varda’s catalogue and associated supplements in a recommended viewing order. The first disc establishes the mood and introduces the artist in a commemorative way. Each of the ensuing discs focuses on a major film or an aspect of Varda’s life, arranged more-or-less chronologically.


The following list includes all major and short works by Varda herself and most of the supplementary material. Omitted are some short interviews, trailers, and appreciations.


Disc 1: Agnès Forever


Disc 2: Early Varda


Disc 3: Around Paris


Disc 4: Rue Daguerre


Disc 5: Married Life


Disc 6: In California


Disc 7: Her Body, Herself


Disc 8: No Shelter


Disc 9: Jane B.



Disc 10: Jacques Demy

  • Jacquot de Nantes (1991, Varda) 1:58
  • The Young Girls Turn 25 (1993, Varda) 1:06
  • The World of Jacques Demy (1995, Varda) 1:31
  • Agnès Tells the Sad and Happy Adventure Behind the Film ‘Jacquot de Nantes’ (2008, Varda) 0:17
  • Souvenirs and Evocations (2008, Varda) 0:07


Disc 11: Simon Cinéma


Disc 12: La Glaneuse


Disc 13: Visual Artist

  • Faces Places (2017, Varda and JR) 1:33
  • Salut les Cubains (1964, Varda) 0:29
  • Ulysse (1982, Varda) 0:22
  • Ydessa, the Bears and etc (2004, Varda) 0:44
  • Chance Is the Best Assistant: Agnès Varda and JR on ‘Faces Places’ (2018, Edwin Samuelson) 0:47
  • The Beach Cabin (2017, Varda) 0:04
  • A Visit with Matthieu Chedid (2017, Varda) 0:04
  • One Minute for One Image (1983, Varda) 0:27


Disc 14: Here and There

  • Agnès de ci de là Varda (2011, Varda) 3:55  - The 5-part TV series tracking Agnès for a year to meet friends, artists and filmmakers.


Disc 15: Beaches