Heads Up, Ears Down

This blog accurately identifies depictions of violence and cruelty toward animals in films. The purpose is to provide viewers with a reliable guide so that such depictions do not come as unwelcome surprises. Films will be accurately notated, providing a time cue for each incident along with a concise description of the scene and perhaps relevant context surrounding the incident. In order to serve as a useful reference tool, films having no depictions of violence to animals will be included, with an indication that there are no such scenes. This is confirmation that the films have been watched with the stated purpose in mind.


Note that the word depictions figures prominently in the objective. It is a travesty that discussions about cruelty in film usually are derailed by the largely unrelated assertion that no animals really were hurt (true only in some films, dependent upon many factors), and that all this concern is just over a simulation. Not the point, whether true or false. We do not smugly dismiss depictions of five-year-olds being raped because those scenes are only simulations. No, we are appalled that such images are even staged, and we are appropriately horrified that the notion now has been planted into the minds of the weak and cruel.


Depictions of violence or harm to animals are assessed in keeping with our dominant culture, with physical abuse, harmful neglect, and similar mistreatment serving as a base line. This blog does not address extended issues of animal welfare, and as such does not identify scenes of people eating meat or mules pulling plows. The goal is to itemize images that might cause a disturbance in a compassionate household.


These notes provide a heads-up but do not necessarily discourage watching a film because of depicted cruelty. Consuming a piece of art does not make you a supporter of the ideas presented. Your ethical self is created by your public rhetoric and your private actions, not by your willingness to sit through a filmed act of violence.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Gore Verbinski, 2006.

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Edition screened: Included in the Walt Disney Blu-ray box set Pirates of the Caribbean: 5 Movie Collection, released 2017. English language. Runtime approximately 150 minutes.


Summary: Mild undead monkey shenanigans. 


Details: The first real action of the film involves Jack Sparrow shooting his pistol upward toward a crow at close range. No indication of dead crow.

 

Several times throughout the film the Undead Monkey gag from Pirates 1 is recycled, this time with J.S. making comments like “I want to shoot something, where’s that monkey?” then shooting at the monkey who of course could not care less because Undead. No gore, no gunshot wounds, just silly jokes. I feel like One Frowny Cat is a bit harsh. 


I enjoyed this movie. The long Scooby-Doo scenes involving rolling preposterous contraptions through impossible terrain were unexpectedly funny, but by far the best parts were the generous special effects for Davey Jones’ crustaceous crew. Really good CGI.

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