Jurassic Park III. Joe Johnston, 2001.
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Edition screened: Included in Universal Jurassic Park Collection Blu-ray set, released 2015. English language. Runtime approximately 92 minutes.
Summary: Dinocentric violence and deaths.
Details:
1) One huge dinosaur kills another huge dinosaur, 26:53-27:27.
2) A pterodactyl falls into the water and is killed/drowned by a giant cage that crashes down on him, 1:05:05.
I enjoyed Jurassic Park III substantially more that the first two Jurassic Park movies, mostly because III lacked the obnoxious Spielbergian cute kiddie crap.
On the negative side, the special effects were not as good as those in the first two films; just not up to Spielberg’s standards.
On the positive side,
- Not 60, nor 20, nor even a single close-up of a kid screaming cutely
- A drastic reduction in Spielbergian charming quips and stupid jokes
- Only 5 minutes of Laura Dern making gruesome faces, rather than 50 minutes
- The 90-minute runtime felt like 90 minutes, rather than a 2-hour+ runtime that felt like 4 hours