Evil Dead. Fede Alvarez, 2013.
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Edition screened: Sony Blu-ray, released 2013. English language. Runtime approximately 91 minutes.
Summary: Display of tortured and murdered animals.
Details: Many animals are found in the basement of the cabin, hanging dead from the ceiling and bound with twine as they were when tortured to death.
1) A first and focused shot of one dead cat, 2:30-2:40, followed by an overview of the room 2:56-3:00. The hanging animals are seen in the background during dialogue through 5:02, when the title screen appears. There are close-ups of cats but some animals are larger.
2) People enter the basement and see this same scene, but it is later and the bodies are withered and decaying 16:46-17:05.
3) A trail of blood at 32:12 is followed to a dying whimpering dog at 32:24. The bloody dog is cradled while it dies, 32:43-33:06, then we see a nearby hammer and cut to a Deadite hammering … something.
As usual, that ol’ devil Liberal Hollywood cuddles up to the misinformed fantasies of animal-hating, religiously paranoid conservative ’Murika.
This is poor and base work in many ways. Obviously there is the gratuitous focus on recently tortured animals, and intentional muddying of the water that differentiates magick from satanism. (Ok, so poor and base in my opinion, but right on message for the God, Guns, and Guts crowd.) But most significantly, this 2013 effort fails to understand how important a sense of humor was to Raimi’s original game-changing Evil Dead (1981). A sense of humor is not the same thing as making stupid jokes.
Animal abuse aside, the film begins with a truly horrifying and well-made set piece showing a Deadite’s execution/soul liberation. Soon thereafter comes the brightest moment in the film as we meet a cast member sitting on the hood of Ash’s Delta 88, abandoned at the cabin thirty years earlier. But the script quickly devolves into 80 additional minutes of James Bond-style chainsaw-through-the-head/“splitting-headache” knee-slappers.
Sense of humor: desirable, absent.
Stupid jokes: undesirable, plentiful.