Heads Up, Ears Down

This blog accurately identifies depictions of violence and cruelty toward animals in films. The purpose is to provide viewers with a reliable guide so that such depictions do not come as unwelcome surprises. Films will be accurately notated, providing a time cue for each incident along with a concise description of the scene and perhaps relevant context surrounding the incident. In order to serve as a useful reference tool, films having no depictions of violence to animals will be included, with an indication that there are no such scenes. This is confirmation that the films have been watched with the stated purpose in mind.


Note that the word depictions figures prominently in the objective. It is a travesty that discussions about cruelty in film usually are derailed by the largely unrelated assertion that no animals really were hurt (true only in some films, dependent upon many factors), and that all this concern is just over a simulation. Not the point, whether true or false. We do not smugly dismiss depictions of five-year-olds being raped because those scenes are only simulations. No, we are appalled that such images are even staged, and we are appropriately horrified that the notion now has been planted into the minds of the weak and cruel.


Depictions of violence or harm to animals are assessed in keeping with our dominant culture, with physical abuse, harmful neglect, and similar mistreatment serving as a base line. This blog does not address extended issues of animal welfare, and as such does not identify scenes of people eating meat or mules pulling plows. The goal is to itemize images that might cause a disturbance in a compassionate household.


These notes provide a heads-up but do not necessarily discourage watching a film because of depicted cruelty. Consuming a piece of art does not make you a supporter of the ideas presented. Your ethical self is created by your public rhetoric and your private actions, not by your willingness to sit through a filmed act of violence.

My Young Auntie

My Young Auntie (Zhang bei). Liu Chia-Liang, 1981.

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Edition screened: Included in the Arrow Blu-ray box set Shawscope: Volume Two, released 2022. Mandarin language. Runtime approximately 119 minutes.


Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.


The painful cheap comedy is relentless even by Liu Chia-Liang’s standards. Just when I was thinking, Oh God, this is like a 1960’s musical but with the production numbers mercifully deleted, a group of smirking college boys broke into a song. Excruciating.

My Brother’s Wife

My Brother’s Wife. Doris Wishman, 1966.

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Edition screened: Included in AGFA Blu-ray set The Films of Doris Wishman: The Moonlight Years. English language. Runtime approximately 61 minutes.


Summary: No depictions of violence or harm to animals.


Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire. Gil Kenan, 2024.

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Edition screened: Sony Blu-ray, released 2024. English language. Runtime approximately 115 minutes.


Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.


Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning

Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning. Danny Steinmann, 1985.

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Edition screened: Included in Paramount Friday the 13th: 8-Movie Collection DVD set, released 2017. English language. Runtime approximately 92 minutes.


Summary: Cooking porn.


Details:

1) An uncouth woman cuts up a plucked chicken with undo satisfaction, 31:14-31:52. This scene starts with a quick cut to the decapitating whack right after the councilor has Tommy pinned to the wall to calm him.

2) A small cat is tossed from off-screen and rebounds off a seat in a diner, 36:43, and runs off insulted and annoyed. It was intended to look as though she sprang from nowhere onto the seat but clearly was tossed and doesn’t hit the seat at a natural angle.



Bridget Jones’s Diary

Bridget Jones’s Diary. Sharon Maguire, 2001.

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Edition screened: Miramax Blu-ray, released 2010. English language. Runtime approximately 97 minutes.


Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.


Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie

Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie. Mandie Fletcher, 2016.

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Edition screened: 20th Century Fox Blu-ray, released 2016. English language. Runtime approximately 91 minutes.


Summary: No particular depictions of violence or harm to animals.